I, am a goose. Allow me to explain. While you may know me as Michael Li, I have another identity. You see, my Chinese name is 雁翔, ‘flying goose’. I assure you, it sounds much more majestic in Chinese. When I was younger, my Chinese name was a point of embarrassment. To the kids in my hometown, New Berlin, Wisconsin, a migration hotspot, geese were like the nomadic branch of the Canadian mafia; nowhere near as Italian, but just as fowl....