It’s conceivable that my second grade teacher thought I was a cannibal. Not necessarily due to a habit of gnawing on my classmates’ limbs, but because, to my feeble second grade mind, there was no difference between, “It’s time to eat, Mom,” and “It’s time to eat Mom.” My teacher, Mrs. Wolf, was similar in appearance to an aggravated Bride of Chucky. She had a perfect upside-down U for a mouth and smelled like a combination of...

Categorically, I’m an indecisive person (e.g., I bounced back and forth between the current sentence structure and “I am, categorically, an indecisive person” for a solid four minutes). However, I’m also exceptionally stubborn. Meaning, on the rare occasion that I do come to a decision, it is not only set in stone, but it is weather-proofed and digitized for all ages to enjoy for eternity. I feel that a Philosophy, Politics and Economics (PPE) major with a...

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