As much as we have enjoyed these college-themed captions, we’re bidding farewell to these weekly contests! We’ve really enjoyed all the submissions and want to thank you all for participating. Here are all the winning captions we’ve got over the last few months.
February 25th, 2016
Winning Caption: “Did I really just graduate…?”
February 11th, 2016
Winning Caption: “You can do this.”
February 4th, 2016
Winning Caption: “When you see the people in the audience who told you that you wouldn’t go anywhere in life.”
January 28th, 2016
Winning Caption: “Are these guys photographing my nipples?”
January 21st, 2016
Winning Caption: “Oh! Oh! Ya gotta’ be quicker than that! (voice of old man from state farm commercial)”
January 14th, 2016
Winning Caption: “YOU get a diploma! YOU get a diploma! Every graduate sitting in the audience today GETS A DIPLOMA!”
January 7th, 2016
Winning Caption: “Let me get this over with so I can get back in the studio. Go Quakers!”
December 17th, 2015
Winning Caption: in Emperor Palpatine’s voice.. “Good, good.”
December 10th, 2015
Winning Caption: “Will what are you doing?! Get back in formation!! You don’t have a solo!!” ~when bae comes to watch the show
December 3rd, 2015
Winning Caption: “Oh no!!! I dropped my guitar… But first let me take a SELFIE!!!!!!”
November 26th, 2015
Winning Caption: “I’m not full until I can no longer swallow”
November 19th, 2015
Winning Caption: “Harvard is obviously better, but I guess Princeton’s team is alright, too.”
November 12th, 2015
Winning Caption: I know what you are thinking… “He’s too cool for school!”
November 5th, 2015
Winning Caption: “To whoever put onion in my mascara - I WILL kill you!”
October 29th, 2015
Winning Caption: “Just observation and deduction. I see a propensity for obesity. Stupidity. A dollar for a touchdown. Folks puttin’ what few bucks they do have into a little wicker basket being passed around by the coach. I think it’s safe to say nobody here’s gonna be splitting the atom.”
October 22, 2015
Winning Caption: “The longer I keep my mouth open, the likelier someone will put something inside it. Man I hope it’s yogurt.”
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